Sunday, December 09, 2007

Nicole Kidman's next movies

In honor of the box office results of "The Golden Compass", here are three film titles that would better suit Kidman's current success in cinema:

1. Bomb
2. Box Office Poison
3. Don't Hire Her: The Tale of Who Not to Hire if You Want Your Film to Make Money

"Coming quickly to a dollar theater near you"

I do not mean to blame her for the reason why nearly all the films she's been in for the last 5 or so years have done so poorly, but come on. For an actress that get so much attention, you'd expect better BO returns.

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