Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Hollywood out of ideas - "rebooting" Tomb Raider franchise

I just read that Warner Bros is planning a reboot of Tomb Raider.

Neither Tomb Raider film may have been very good, but when you compare the film to other video game adaptations, you'll find that, at least in the case of the first film, Tomb Raider was at the very least a decent video game adaptation.

With that said, the idea that they will "completely reboot the video game-based character" is asinine.

Why bother?

If they're going to change her origin story completely, which is what they claim they will do, by shying away from her English aristocracy roots, then why bother making a "Tomb Raider" film at all?

That would be like making Mario from Mario Bros a Peruvian cook in a new Mario Bros film.

Her origins are not the problem with the film - nor should they be changed - because there's no reason for a change like that.

I read another person mention that the change from her aristocratic origins is probably due to Hollywood thinking that everyone's supposed to hate rich people these days (or at least the "old money", non-Hollywood actor rich people).

Honestly, that's probably the only plausible reason, aside from producers just not "getting" the character at all.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Thursday, January 15, 2009

They come in threes, they say

Patrick McGoohan has passed away at the age of 80.

He will be missed.

McGoohan was the star of the popular "Danger Man" series ("Secret Agent" in America) and star of the cult classic, "The Prisoner."

Be seeing you number Six.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

RIP Ricardo Montalban

The AP has reported that Ricardo Montalban has passed away at the age of 88.

http://www.khaaan.com/

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Legend Of Zelda Movie



Actually, this, along with Metroid, is one of those properties I'm shocked hasn't been greenlit.

Is it because of the 1993 disaster, Super Mario Bros.?

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Pac Man: The Movie


Again, a film that Uwe Boll won't be able to make.

An interesting concept - so absurd - so good.

Friday, January 02, 2009

Tetris - The Movie



Dare I say the most awesome idea?

Actually in all seriousness, thankfully now Uwe Boll can't make this film.